
Today I tragically ruined my second pair of the same shoes within just a few weeks of buying them both! It only happens to me!
Me and my mate Carl decided to stop for ice cream at Verdi's in Mumbles in his car. I HAD to pick the chocolate flavour; thick, dark brown stuff. Well I'd had enough and there was no bin about so I was naughty and I left it on the floor outside of the car door. Well a few minutes later we felt some fat little brat touching the back of the car so I jumped out to tell him off... but I forgot about the ice cream!
When I stepped out, I stepped right onto the tub of ice cream and the brown mousse splatted all over my leg, all over my shorts, all over the car door (of Carl's super clean new car whups), and somehow, the spoon covered in ice cream managed to slide into my shoe and inject a dollop of the stuff right inside! I was swimming in the stuff and my almost-new, white plimsolls were ruined, AGAIN!
I don't know why I bother! I'm never buying fabric shoes again!